MUFC from a Distance

United Battered Wolves 4–1… But Somehow Looked Rubbish Doing It

Paul Haybyrne Season 1 Episode 1

United stuck four past Wolves on Monday night… and somehow still managed to look like they were trying to escape a hostage situation.


In this episode, I break down the weirdest 4–1 win you’ll see all season: the sloppy build-up play, the moments of accidental brilliance, the players who dragged us through it, and the ones who looked like they’d rather be anywhere else.

We talk tactics, mentality, the good, the bad, and the very “Manchester United in 2025” chaos that somehow produced a comfortable scoreline.

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